Frustrated by your lack of teeth, you take owl to get a loan from the loan store.
They say they will make you up an extension. (Not completely real... but okay...)
That’s a lot to take around with you in your bag yeah.... yeah... I know that.
I’m sorry about the extra weight. Just like the friends around are thinking of you. They have their own dreams too.
Elsewhere the astronauts are telling racist jokes
.....the golden hole.
between each individual strand of soap we favor
I am somewhat embarrassed by his lack of tact in asking this question on a first date, but not so much that I don’t want to see how this plays out
without the keys, no one can enter the locks
this is a new snake thing, I think —— popular?
stretch before doing any heavy
take it home like Doug E. Fresh
Bless it like it’s hella blessed
Smashing glasses on my face
Now that I’m bleeding, I can relate
Every word you’re hanging on
terrified but growing strong
take a shot of tanquerrey
seasoned to perfection with Old Bay
Stupid jokes will make you fat stacks of new cheese to cheese your face with ~~~DUH
No one ever told me I was broke, then I just was… ~~DUH
I want a shopping cart full of goodies
I want a bucket full of gooseberries
Fuck that I want a real-ass goose,
take it home, pet it then set it loose
hang up my socks with a velvet noose
recline by the fire reading old-time books
Your books are boring: please give them away, give them to me now
I can rewrite you, rewire your programs, pop up in windows
Given them away, assign a new name,
What if a thousand birds try to talk to you?
Lying through their beaks.
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