Don’t step on my tale, while I tell it.
I also need complete silence because it makes me feel more powerful.
This is the only fun part of this dumb job. (which I got through a friend whom you don’t know. )
Today is Rhinoceros Day, so make sure you’re all wearing your pellets and that they are all turned on. You see, Rhinoceros Day has a tradition that goes back for….um… …..well ……do you guys smell that?! Ugh!! That’s disgusting!! I’m getting out of here right away!!